Late bloomer of the day.
December 2005
Lobotomy Candidate of the Day
Today’s Lobotomy Candidate is John Kerry.
CNS News carried this article about this loser’s Presidential impeachment remarks:
Kerry’s Impeachment Crack Not Funny, Republicans Say — 12/16/2005
The Republican Party sees nothing funny about Sen. John F. Kerry’s crack that President Bush should be impeached.
If Democrats take back the House in 2006, there would be a “solid case” to bring articles of impeachment against Bush for “misleading” the country about prewar intelligence, the National Journal’s Hotline quoted Kerry as saying.
“With his impeachment advocacy last night, John Kerry once again showed how out of touch he is with American people and how in step he is with the far left fringes of the Democrat party,” said RNC Communications Director Brian Jones in a statement.
“For one of the leaders of the Democrat party to begin a push for presidential impeachment, in seriousness or jest, on the eve of the Iraq elections is both foolish and shortsighted.”
Obviously, Senator Kerry is tormented by out-of-body hallucinations, delusions of grandeur and nuance, positional-reversal syndrome and being a Democrat. Our recommendation is that he undergo a simple lobotomy to relieve these debilitating symptoms. Here is a projection of the results:
Before (left): hypocritical, tormented, nuanced, averted gaze, loser.
After (right): peaceful, relaxed, gazing skyward, better-looking.
After (right): peaceful, relaxed, gazing skyward, better-looking.
The Four Most Dangerous Men
These four men are the greatest danger to the free world.
If I were to select my candidates for the four most dangerous men in the world, I would pick these mugs. All are degenerates, some insanity, some paranoia, some just flat-freaking evil, some insidiousness, and all dangerous.
Hugo Chavez is the next Fidel Castro; he is committed to communist and fascist ideals and is a real danger to America.
Kim Jong Il has been an unstable ego-maniacal threat for a long time; he is always looking for ways to intimidate and extort to further his own insane agenda.
Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad openly threatens Israel and currently seeks nukes, apparently to use against Israel and possible European targets.
The most insidious of all is Kofi Annan, who abuses his office by practicing nepotism, by covering up atrocities and is certainly guilty of embezzlement; he is an anti-Semite and a true enemy of Israel and the U.S. [UPDATE: Now that Annan is no longer the Secretary-General, it does not mean that he will be completely without influence. Regardless of who holds the figurehead position in the U.N., Annan remains dangerous as does the U.N. itself.]
The United States needs to get out of the U.N. and get the U.N. out of the United States. We would save millions of dollars and would stop sponsoring one of the most corrupt and evil organizations ever conceived.
Moonbat Alert
There will be FIFTEEN HOURS of full moon tonight. Beware of extra-lunaticular activities.
From SpaceWeather.com:
LONG NIGHTS MOON:
According to folklore, tonight’s full moon is called the Long Nights Moon. The reason is obvious: December nights are long (in the northern hemisphere).
Tonight’s moon also happens to be the highest-soaring full moon in 18 years. As seen from most parts of the USA and Europe, it will be above the horizon for more than 15 hours–a long night indeed.
Something Every American Should See
From Gray Eagle at A Female Soldier 2:
Photo: Statue Outside Iraq Former Palace
Something Every American Should See
This statue currently stands outside the Iraqi palace, now home to the 4th Infantry division. It will eventually be shipped home and put in the memorial museum in Fort Hood, Texas.
The statue was created by an Iraqi artist named Kalat, who for years was forced by Saddam Hussein to make the many hundreds of bronze busts of Saddam that dotted Baghdad.
Kalat was so grateful for the Americans liberation of his country; he melted 3 of the heads of the fallen Saddam and made the statue as a memorial to the American soldiers
and their fallen warriors. Kalat worked on this memorial night and day for several months.To the left of the kneeling soldier is a small Iraqi girl giving the soldier comfort as he mourns the loss of his comrade in arms.
Do you know why we don’t hear about this in the news? Because it is heart warming and praise worthy. The media avoids it because it does not have the shock effect that a flashed breast or controversy of politics does.
Urgent – Do You Know a Wounded Soldier?
If you do, make sure they know about this:
From My Position… On the way!: Flash traffic, Immediate attention required!
Attention all Soldiers, Sailors, Airmen and Marines who have been wounded in OIF/OEF: there is an organization called salute America’s heroes that wants to give you $500 for the holidays. This money has been approved by the Department of Defense for receipt and is approved through the Department of Defense office of General Counsel Standards of Conduct office.
Damsel Sends You a Tiny Daisy
These tiny daisies are no bigger than your thumbnail. They are shown in their approximate real-size in the inset. These grow on a two foot high bush in the flowerbed out back.
