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UN Lays Out Bird Flu Battle Plan

From Science Blog:

Confronting the possibility of a potentially devastating human bird flu pandemic, the United Nations system — from Secretary-General Kofi Annan to the Economic and Social Council (ECOSOC) to the UN health and agricultural agencies — today laid out a blueprint for immediate preventive and mitigating action.

What are they going to do? Pass a resolution, write the virus a nasty letter and hope it goes away? This seems to be their plan on everything else.

Maybe the dickweeds at the UN ought to address the AIDS problem in Africa instead of going for the headlines by hyping their “galant” efforts to thwart avian flu. And, by the way, move their headquarters closer to Africa and get the hell out of the US.

And, while we’re at it, get the US the hell out of the UN.

04 Nov 2005 by Medix United Nations Whacko Politics

The Flim Flam Man

If your favorite issue isn’t at the top of the news, create a diversion to draw attention away from real issues while you cheat at the game at hand. With the nation contemplating the new SCOTUS nominee, call a closed session to bring their attention back to Iraq, Scooter, Karl and the Veep.

Flim Flam: n. 1. Nonsense; humbug. 2. A deception; a swindle.

Update: After watching the news this evening, I’m convinced that Harry Reid, Chuck Shumer and Dick Durbin are all accomplished flim-flammers.

01 Nov 2005 by Whacko Politics

Best Reason Yet to Vote FOR 74, 75, 76, 77

Because Gray Davis is against them.

From the Sacramento Bee:

WASHINGTON – Former Gov. Gray Davis said Friday that he opposes the ballot measures that Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger is stumping for as part of his reform agenda . . .

We voted this buffoon Davis out of office because of his poor judgement and total botching of the State’s affairs. Governor Schwarzenegger is merely doing the things he was elected to do. Davis missed the point on these new issues, just as he missed the mark on nearly every responsibility he had as governor. It’s not surprising to me that Davis continues to be obtuse on matters that just make sense.

30 Oct 2005 by California Degenerates Whacko Politics

Ostrich – Head in the Sand?

Nope – head up her ass.

Susan Estridge appearing on Bill O’Reilly‘s program sounded ever so non-intellectual as she foundered on questions about Hillary Clinton’s presidential qualifications. Estridge has her head so far up her ass she has to breathe through her twat. Maybe that’s why she looks the way she does. Between her outrageous performance as a panelist on Fox Election Coverage, her have-a-poison-apple-dearie voice and her botoxed out, scaring-the-animals face, I wonder why Fox News Channel continues to retain her services. She usually gets the mute button in our house so as not to break Damsel‘s Crystal.

27 Oct 2005 by Degenerates Media Whacko Politics

Lobotomy Candidate of the Day

Today’s Lobotomy Candidate of the Day is Ronnie Earle.

Before – angry, vindictive, paranoid, driven by the voices in his head.

After – mellow, relaxed, contented, laughing at the voices in his head.

Now, isn’t that much better?

23 Oct 2005 by Humor Whacko Politics

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