According to some GPS data compiled by geological scientists, New Orleans is sliding into the Gulf of Mexico. It seems that the city is situated on a big, moving mass of bedrock that is detached from the North American Continent. Over the next few thousand years, this rock will slowly move south toward the Gulf, but it is simultaneously sinking at more than twice the rate at which it is moving.
I wonder who New Orleans Mayor Nagin, Louisiana Governor Blanco and the Democrats will blame for this other natural phenomenon?
