22 Nov 2006 at 08:06:34
· Filed under Satire
Posted by Damsel
There have been numerous dramas and documentaries about Jack Kennedy’s life and death. Today marks the 43rd anniversary of JFK’s assassination.
Now there’s a new docudrama about Bobby Kennedy’s life and death: Bobby - the story of the assassination of U.S. Senator Robert F. Kennedy, on June 6th, 1968, which centers around 22 people who were at the Ambassador Hotel where he was killed.
But wait — they left brother Teddy out — I think Hollywood should do a docudrama about Teddy Kennedy (even though he’s still alive). They could call it “Chappaquiddick — How I would have done it - if I had done it.”
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30 Aug 2006 at 00:21:21
· Filed under Humor, Satire
Posted by Damsel
The terrorists will stop at nothing to entrap our soldiers . . .

Egregiously stolen from Hat tip to Rich Lowry at NRO’s The Corner
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18 Aug 2006 at 19:20:52
· Filed under Firearms, Judiciary, Satire, Whacko Politics
Posted by Cap'n Bob
The New Orleans/Katrina gun confiscation case takes a positive turn toward bringing justice to the nations second stupidest mayor and friends.
Image: Nagin in his future habitat.
Just in from The Patriot Post:
Judge Rules Against New Orleans in 2nd Amendment Case
On Thursday, Federal Judge Carl Barbier ruled against a motion by the city of New Orleans to dismiss a Second Amendment lawsuit involving the city’s confiscation of residents’ firearms in the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina. The suit was brought by the National Rifle Association and the Second Amendment Foundation and names Mayor Ray Nagin and Police Superintendent Warren Riley for violating citizens’ Second Amendment rights.
“We’re encouraged by this latest ruling,” said Alan Gottlieb, founder of the SAF. “For almost a year, we’ve been fighting the city’s delay tactics, which included outright lying by city officials that any firearms had been seized. Only when we threatened Mayor Nagin and Superintendent Riley with a motion for contempt did the city miraculously discover that they actually did have more than 1,000 firearms that had been taken from their owners.”
More than an effort to protect New Orleans gun owners, SAF intends this suit “as a warning to public officials across the country to forget about seizing firearms from their law-abiding owners in the event of a natural or man-made disaster.” The People’s Republic of New Orleans still holds two trailers filled with citizens’ firearms confiscated after Katrina.
I said “second stupidest mayor” above - Nagin has nothing to compare to the Runt Mayor of Los Angeles who would stop at nothing to disarm the city, and is, in my opinion, miles ahead of Nagin in the Stuck on Stupid award. Despite four attempts, Li’l Antonio has not passed the California Bar Exam, and thus remains unlicensed to practice law. But he is sure he understands more about it than you do.
Image: Li’l Antonio speaks at the Anti-Christ-Liberals-Union (could that be Nagin’s baldpate in the bottom of the image?)
God forbid if some liberal gun phobia retard politician tries to take our defenses from us when (not if) a major quake hits the Los Angeles area. Think back to the trite old adage about “prying from our cold dead hands.”
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28 Jul 2006 at 14:06:37
· Filed under Degenerates, Satire
Posted by Cap'n Bob
Let’s see — Grand Canyon or Tattoo Expo? Hmmmm . . .

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11 Jul 2006 at 20:44:23
· Filed under Humor, Satire, Whacko Politics
Posted by Damsel
Having heard about possible negligence, the two most culpable proponents of the Big Dig head off to fix the problem.

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16 Dec 2005 at 17:54:47
· Filed under Humor, Satire, Whacko Politics
Posted by Cap'n Bob
Today’s Lobotomy Candidate is John Kerry.
CNS News carried this article about this loser’s Presidential impeachment remarks:
Kerry’s Impeachment Crack Not Funny, Republicans Say — 12/16/2005
The Republican Party sees nothing funny about Sen. John F. Kerry’s crack that President Bush should be impeached.
If Democrats take back the House in 2006, there would be a “solid case” to bring articles of impeachment against Bush for “misleading” the country about prewar intelligence, the National Journal’s Hotline quoted Kerry as saying.
“With his impeachment advocacy last night, John Kerry once again showed how out of touch he is with American people and how in step he is with the far left fringes of the Democrat party,” said RNC Communications Director Brian Jones in a statement.
“For one of the leaders of the Democrat party to begin a push for presidential impeachment, in seriousness or jest, on the eve of the Iraq elections is both foolish and shortsighted.”
Obviously, Senator Kerry is tormented by out-of-body hallucinations, delusions of grandeur and nuance, positional-reversal syndrome and being a Democrat. Our recommendation is that he undergo a simple lobotomy to relieve these debilitating symptoms. Here is a projection of the results:

Before (left): hypocritical, tormented, nuanced, averted gaze, loser.
After (right): peaceful, relaxed, gazing skyward, better-looking.
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19 Nov 2005 at 19:42:49
· Filed under California, Satire, Whacko Politics
Posted by Cap'n Bob
Sorry - real men no longer want to operate out of San Francisco . . . Paladin.

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18 Nov 2005 at 04:46:47
· Filed under California, Satire, Whacko Politics
Posted by Cap'n Bob
“I can’t see leaving my heart in a place that has no heart of it’s own,” the famous crooner lamented. “It used to have class, but since the influx of weirdos, degenerates, hippies and socially-challenged geeks, it has become the ‘leper colony’ of America. There should be warning signs on the highways proclaiming unclean ahead at the city limits.”
Mr. Bennett then went high on a hill to fetch his detatched organ and proceeded to a nearby red state and placed it in an undisclosed location pending a new city to adopt.
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16 Nov 2005 at 18:48:50
· Filed under Astronomy, Environment, Satire, Science, Whacko Politics
Posted by Cap'n Bob
How long before the Democrats blame this on George Bush’s reluctance to sign the insane Kyoto Pact?
Jupiter’s Massive Winds Likely Generated From Deep Inside Its Interior, Scientists Report
A new computer model indicates Jupiter’s massive winds are generated from deep within the giant planet’s interior, a UCLA scientist and international colleagues report in the journal Nature.
This image shows results from a computer simulation of Jupiter’s winds. The color contours show wind speed with red representing eastward flows and blue representing westward flows. (Credit: Dr. Moritz Heimpel, University of Alberta, Department of Physics)
Jupiter’s powerful winds are very different from those on Earth. They continually circle the planet, and have changed very little in the 300 years that scientists have studied them. Massive east-west winds in Jupiter’s equatorial region reach approximately 340 miles per hour — twice as rapid as winds generated by strong hurricanes on Earth. At higher latitudes, the wind pattern switches to alternating jets that race around the planet.
See “Jupiter’s Massive Winds Likely Generated From Deep Inside Its Interior, Scientists Report” from Science Daily for the complete article.
And, by the way, mankind is not the cause of Global Warming.
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