The Twelve Days of Global Warming

26 Dec 2009 at 07:15:33 PST · Filed under Global Warming, Greenbats, Humor
Posted by Cap'n Bob

Very clever . . .

Via Planet Gore.

Gore once famously said, when caught telling one of his many falsehoods, “it’s occasionally necessary to ‘over represent’ the emergency, in order to propel the case forward.” Well, here are a few examples of over representing their case.

7 Comments

  1. Notwithstanding said,

    December 26, 2009 @ 18:12:30 PST

    God you Americans make me laugh… as long as you can buy your guns from Walmart, eat your huge plates of fried food and drive ridiculously big cars you just couldn’t give a damn what happens to the world. AG gave the rest of the world hope that Americans weren’t all mindless idiots, but reading this website I see we, the world, were not only wrong but HUGELY optimistic in our appraisal. Now excuse me I need to go and reuse something before I catch your stupidity disease.

  2. Cap'n Bob said,

    December 26, 2009 @ 18:36:39 PST

    Notwithstanding, I was going to blow your inane comment away, because we don’t normally tolerate insults here. But, I wanted to return the favor. Mate, you ought to visit some of the smarter Aussies who DO get it, because you don’t, Here’s a couple:

    http://antigreen.blogspot.com/
    http://www.john-daly.com/hockey/hockey.htm

    At least some of your countrymen haven’t had their brains filled with AGW BS.

    Meanwhile, you’ve got the hook from the lying climate alarmists firmly stuck in your cheek. I hope you can stand the tax bite that the AGW Ponzi scheme is going to cost you.

  3. Kini said,

    December 26, 2009 @ 22:05:00 PST

    Cap’n, Notwithstanding is a true disciple of Al Gore and the Church of Global Warming. I’m sure Skippy gets up every morning and jumps onto the scale to measure his carbon footprint before genuflecting in reverence to his portrait of Al Gore. Then starts his day recycling his Green BM (Beautiful Mind. Keeping it clean don’tcha know!

    Yes, we Yanks only care about our gas guzzling Prius vehicles, with matching gun racks purchased from WalMart, to which we can transport through greasy fast food establishments, cause we really, really don’t give a Kangaroo’s posterior about the world.

    However, don’t laugh too hard Skippy, as that will exceed your daily carbon dioxide limits. We, the world, can’t have that now, can we?

  4. Notwithstanding said,

    December 27, 2009 @ 01:56:32 PST

    Ha ha you guys are good, must have gotten some dictionaries for Christmas (on recycled paper one hopes?? Possibly from OXFAM so the money goes somewhere where it will do some good?).

    I agree that there are a LOT of alarmists on both sides of the fence, however only the most questionnable of intellects could deny that changes are apparent? Do you guys prefer not to base your opinion on Scientific findings? Perhaps I have not investigated this site sufficiently and there is some Christian based religious connection?? Do you guys believe in evolution??

  5. Kini said,

    December 27, 2009 @ 03:18:14 PST

    Notwithstanding,

    Present your credentials. ;)

  6. Cap'n Bob said,

    December 27, 2009 @ 08:28:49 PST

    Typical leftists go for ad hominem attacks on folks who have differing views. The religion/evolution remarks are, I’m sure, meant to belittle us through our beliefs. In fact, the whole green thing is a pseudo-religious phenomenon with Gore and CRU/East Anglia as the Pope and Vatican respectively.

    While we have a great deal of respect for Judeo-Christian principles, we’re not so tied up as to not recognize the science of evolution and climate change. Clearly, Notwithstanding has not looked around here to see the evolution and science we present. Take this first article, for instance, about the Mesozoic . . .

    • Earth’s Oceans - A Mesozoic Hot Tub — Scientific Evidence that Atlantic Ocean temperatures may have once reached 107° (42°C) - about 25°F (14°C) higher than ocean temperatures today and warmer than a hot tub.
    • Ultimate Global Warming - SPF 2 Million Won’t Be Enough — The Sun is a star - a main sequence star whose business is to fuse hydrogen atoms into helium atoms. Fusion is a steady but somewhat unstable and potentially violent thermonuclear process.
    • The “O” Zone — Think of the ozone layer as Earth’s sunglasses, protecting life on the surface from the harmful glare of the sun’s strongest ultraviolet rays, which can cause skin cancer and other maladies.
    • Correlating Sunspots to Global Climate — This is a study in two observations made over the last 400 years: observed annual sunspot numbers and derived global temperatures.
    • The Indefensible Hockey Stick — The “hockey stick” (the graph resembles a hockey stick) graph emerged in 1995 and purports to depict average global temperatures over the last 1000 years or so. The basis of this paradigm, however, can be shown to be flawed.
    • Cosmic Rays, Solar Flux and Global Warming — When you consider the context of this galactic radiation effect, the impact of CO2 emissions caused by humanity literally fade away into climatic insignificance.
    • Apocalypse - Not! — These four essays, “The Four Horsemen of the Non-Apocalypse,” as it were, are grouped into a page entitled “Good news, Mr. Gore, the Apocalypse has been postponed.”

    We HAVE done our homework.

  7. Cap'n Bob said,

    December 27, 2009 @ 08:45:32 PST

    And what’s up with all the recycle references, Notwithstanding?

    We recycle all of our aluminum, plastic and glass. We dispose of HAZMAT in accordance with proper procedures. We water our garden with dishwater. We even recycle our expelled brass after a trip to the shooting range. Just because we know that the AGW mantra is BS, doesn’t mean we don’t try to clean up after ourselves.

    So, you can shove that self-righteous recycle crap where the sun doesn’t shine.

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