Humor

Health & Safety Course Fail

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I failed a Health and Safety course at the Senior Center today.
One of the questions was:
“In the event of a fire, what steps would you take?”

“F*cking’ big ones” was apparently the wrong answer.

Thanks to my buddy Frank N. who passed this along.

Rottweiler Vehicle Protection System

Rottweiler Vehicle Protection System

I saw these pretty dogs in the bed of a pickup truck in the parking lot of the supermarket today. They were barking at anyone who would come near their truck. Would-be truck thieves would think twice three times about approaching their truck. 😉 Click on the image to enlarge.

Second Debate Preparation

Second Debate Preparation

Al Gore scored [the first presidential] debate and blamed Barack Obama’s poor performance on Denver’s altitude. The president didn’t think the altitude would be much of a problem. Back when he was in college he got some of his best test scores while he was high. — Argus Hamilton

Don’t forget to view the “UH” counter video here. Can he break his record?

Hat tip The Patriot Post.