Humor
Wishful Thinking
In this Gary Varvel cartoon, the President appears to be furloughing Pelosi, Boehner, Reid and McConnell. How I wish that were actually going to happen . . .
Via The Patriot Post.
Humorous Testimony
I cannot attest to the accuracy as to whether this actually happened, but it is pretty funny.
If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman.
He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the police officer’s credibility …
Q: ‘Officer — did you see my client fleeing the scene?’
A: ‘No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender, running several blocks away.’
Q: ‘Officer, who provided this description?’
A: ‘The officer who responded to the scene.’
Q: ‘A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. Do you trust your fellow officers?’
A: ‘Yes, sir. With my life.’
Q: ‘With your life? Let me ask you this then officer. Do you have a room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties?’
A: ‘Yes sir, we do!’
Q: ‘And do you have a locker in the room?’
A: ‘Yes, sir, I do.’
Q: ‘And do you have a lock on your locker?’
A: ‘Yes, sir.’
Q: ‘Now, why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your life, you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with these same officers?’
A: ‘You see, sir, we share the building with the court complex, and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room.’
The courtroom EXPLODED with laughter, and a prompt recess was called.
Found on Facebook.
Skeeter
Here’s the prevaricator-in-chief taking pot shots at one of the only networks that tells the truth about his administration. Via The Patriot Post.
The Three Stooges (Again)
Ramirez posted this funny cartoon on IBD yesterday. It’s pretty funny when you think about it.
The cartoon reminded me of a little video I put together in March of 2006 about the then Democratic leadership. Be sure to have the audio turned on to enjoy the musical antics: