I went on-line to find illustrated instructions on how to use an electric hair clipper for men’s haircutting. As often happens in internet searches, I found something I didn’t expect, but found it to be — well — very interesting. From the Wahl Clipper website (emphasis mine):
Survey Says President Bush Has Best Hair
Sterling , IL ( July 8, 2004 ) – May the best candidate win, but when it comes to the most presidential hair, George W. Bush has America’s vote, according to Wahl Clipper Corporation’s 2004 Grooming Survey and First Ever “Index†on men’s grooming habits.
Despite John Kerry’s recent claim that the Kerry-Edwards ticket has the best hair, Wahl’s survey found that the majority of Americans overwhelmingly voted for Bush’s hair over Kerry’s (Bush – 51 percent; Kerry – 30 percent; neither-10 percent; don’t know- 9 percent.)
Although the President’s poll numbers are sagging, I must agree that President Bush usually has better hair days than Kerry — assuming one would notice Kerry’s hair with all that blithering rhetoric constantly spewing from his mouth. Like, for instance, yesterday, Kerry indicated he was still proud to be anti-war, anti-military and would repeat his 1970’s lies all over again. (And, he has had bad hair the whole time since then.)