Thanks to LinkedinUSAF for the tag on this – Damsel and I had fun figuring out what we would do with it. It took us a while, but we think we’ve accurately answered all questions posed – but not before we gave grave consideration to each item.
I previously equated meme with a chain letter. I was wrong. I now believe it’s a full-blown blogborne pandemic. Anyhow, here’s the way Damsel and I answered this meme:
4 Jobs You Have Had In Your Life
Cap’n Bob:
Newspaper delivery – Los Angeles Herald Express – thrown from a bicycle
U.S. Navy Aircrew Radioman
Toy Engineer – I invented Barbie’s Piano (sorta)
Rocket Scientist – I’d tell ya what I do, but I’d hafta kill ya.Damsel:
Purveyor of Fast Food/Heimlich Maneuver Specialist
Bartender/Psychological Analyst
OEM Component Sales/Grief Counselor
Product Manager/Dispute Resolution Mediator4 Movies You Would Watch Over and Over
This is more than 4, but we both collaborated on these:
The Replacements
Die Hard (all)
Braveheart
Dragonfly
Fifth Element
The Green Mile
The Kid
Medicine Man
National Treasure
Secondhand Lions
Team America – F*** YEAH!
Transporter I & II
XXX
. . . this list could go on since Damsel has a collection of over 650 DVDs4 TV Shows You Love to Watch
Same thing (we both collaborated on them):
Mail Call (R. Lee Ermey)
Jeopardy
Fox News Channel (all shows)
Cops
Food Channel (most shows – can’t watch some of the Asian food)
America’s Most Wanted
Anytime Dennis Miller is on4 Places You Have Lived
Back Home with Mom and Dad
In the Barracks (not Damsel, of course)
In an Apartment
In our own Home
And never in a vehicle4 Places You Have Been On Vacation
Together:
Denali Village Lodge – Alaska, on the banks of the Nenana River
Hotel Hassler, Roma, Italy
Zion National Park
Hotel Metropole, Avalon, (Catalina Island) California4 GREAT Places Where You Just Said, “Eh ..”
Memphis
Chicago
Atlanta
Philadelphia4 Websites You Visit Daily
Selected at random from the MANY sites we read daily:
Steel Turman
Old and Evil
Accidental Verbosity
Demure Thoughts
Yorkie Blog
Garfield Ridge
Jawa Report
Archaeology Blog
Moonbat Monitor4 Milblogs You Visit Daily
Again, more than four and at random:
LinkedInUSAF
A Female Soldier 2
Camp Katrina
Mudville Gazette
One Marine’s View
Sgt Hook
We Support You
Sgt Lori
Military Outpost
Iraq War news
Argghhh!
Ask the Soldiers4 Favorite Foods
Cap’n Bob (one from each of the four food groups):
Pizza
Beer
Red Man
BoogersDamsel (a more discriminate palette):
Sweet & Sour Pork
Chicken Fried Steak
Beef Tenderloin Steak (Fillet Mignon)
Chicken Alla Padulese4 Favorite “Adult Beverages”
Cap’n Bob:
Red Beer (Bloody Mary mix added)
Butter Beer (buttermilk added)
Corona or Pacifico beer (with Mexican food)
Or just plain old beer in a Red, White and Blue can (Bud)Damsel:
Margaritas
Kendall-Jackson Chardonnay
Mimosas
Bud (cause it makes ya weiser)
4 Places You Would Rather Be Right NowCap’n Bob:
Watching Electrical Storms over Grand Canyon from a cliffside bar
Having a Birra Peroni at a sidewalk cafe in Florence
Living in California as a Red State
In Damsel’s Loving ArmsDamsel:
Watching rocks change colors at sunset in Zion
Listening to the murmur of the Nenana River
Watching sunset and breakers at a cove near Point Arena, California
Sitting on the backyard swing reading with the Cap’n4 People to Tag
Welcome Aboard to these new sites displaying the Never Forget Tribute:
Moonbat Monitor
Seeing Red
DogsCatsKidsLife
Shelly’s RamblingsBAM! You guys are tagged! And thanks!
I LAUGHED SOOOOO HARD!!!! 🙂
These are AWESOME ANSWERS!!!! For me, these are priceless:
Jobs, Damsel – Heimlich Maneuver Specialist
Places Lived – an apartment, home, sheesh! 🙂
Favorite Food, Cap’n – ‘boogers’
Adult Beverages, Cap’n – Butter Beer, yikes!
Places You’d Rather be – California as a RED state! (ha, Days Gone By and Sniper’ll LOVE that too!)
Oh, and, TWO WORDS: TEAM AMERICA!!! (you two are INSANE!) 🙂
‘boogers’ … that takes the “cake” … so to speak! 🙂
You two BOTH nailed the whole meme-thing, in my opinion!!! I am still laughing … oh my.
I was only kidding about the boogers. I usually recycle them in the commode along with other contributions to popular Democratic talking points. I’m certain that the pipes are connected directly to the DNC.
Butter Beer is really good though, Tangy and effervescent. Try it – trust me. Use two ounces of buttermilk in eight ounces of beer. Yummers.