Egregiously stolen from The Patriot Post:
Upstanding governor: “I’m going to keep [Obama’s] Senate option for me a real possibility, you know, and therefore I can drive a hard bargain. You hear what I’m saying? And if I don’t get what I want and I’m not satisfied with it, then I’ll just take the Senate seat myself. …[The seat] is a f***ing valuable thing — you just don’t give it away for nothing.” — Illinois Democrat Gov. Rod Blagojevich in secretly taped phone conversations about filling Obama’s Senate seat
Bad idea: “I should say if anybody wants to tape my conversations, go right ahead, feel free to do it. I appreciate anybody who wants to tape me openly and notoriously, and those who feel like they want to sneakily and wear taping devices, I would remind them that it kind of smells like Nixon and Watergate.” — Rod Blagojevich before his arrest
Deny everything: “I had no contact with the governor or his office and so we were not, I was not aware of what was happening.” — Barack Obama, friend and ally of Gov. Blagojevich
Somebody’s lying: “I know he’s talked to the governor and there are a whole range of names many of which have surfaced, and I think he has a fondness for a lot of them.” — Obama adviser David Axelrod on 23 November (Axelrod now says he was “mistaken” when he said that)
Aren’t these corrupt politicians just the cutest things? Ain’t they precioussssss? Don’t ya just wanna hold ’em and squeeze ’em and pet them and squeeze them just a little harder and hold them real close and squeeze them harder and harder and harder and harder and watch their cute little faces turn all red and mottled and squeeze them some more until things go “SNAP” and pet their little faces real hard with a big rock again and again and hold their little feet over a blow torch and pick up that big rock again and turn their faces into mush and squeeze….
I gotta take a pill and lay down.
Away in the manger, his heart filled with dread
Poor little Lord Rahmy has just pissed his bed.
Those death threats you’re getting don’t mean shit to us;
Obama, your buddy, is throwing your ass under the bus.