The next time you encounter an individual bent upon believing the unbelievable, recite the following Miranda rights for Moonbats:
- You have the right to remain stupid.
- Anything you say can and will be used against you in the court of public opinion.
- You have the right to become informed rather than believing false conclusions.
- If you cannot or will not become informed, nothing can be done for you.
- Do you understand these rights?
- Do you wish to become informed?
If, at the conclusion of the Moonbat Miranda, they do not wish to become informed, there is no need to cuff and transport them — they will usually remain arrested by their own stupidity.