{"id":954,"date":"2007-03-10T12:15:51","date_gmt":"2007-03-10T20:15:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/2007\/03\/10\/gores-offsets\/"},"modified":"2007-06-07T13:34:32","modified_gmt":"2007-06-07T20:34:32","slug":"gores-offsets","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/2007\/03\/10\/gores-offsets\/","title":{"rendered":"Gore&#8217;s Offsets"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"image955\" src=\"http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/03\/gore-fat.jpg\" alt=\"gore-fat\" class=\"right\" \/>After seeing pictures and interviews after <strong>Al Gore<\/strong> received his academy award, I couldn&#8217;t help but notice that the champion of the <a href=\"http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/2006\/07\/03\/the-greenbat-epidemic\/\">Greenbats<\/a> has gained considerable weight. As a proponent of the health of the globe, Mr. Gore should realize the risks of being overweight, especially as a senior citizen. Perhaps he can buy some <strong>CALORIE OFFSETS<\/strong> that will work as effectively as purchasing <a href=\"http:\/\/www.riehlworldview.com\/carnivorous_conservative\/2007\/03\/al_gore_an_inco.html\">carbon offsets<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After seeing pictures and interviews after Al Gore received his academy award, I couldn&#8217;t help but notice that the champion of the Greenbats has gained considerable&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[53,11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-954","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-greenbats","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/954","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=954"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/954\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=954"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=954"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=954"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}