{"id":857,"date":"2007-01-31T11:17:41","date_gmt":"2007-01-31T19:17:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/?p=857"},"modified":"2007-01-31T11:52:46","modified_gmt":"2007-01-31T19:52:46","slug":"moonbat-miranda","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/2007\/01\/31\/moonbat-miranda\/","title":{"rendered":"Moonbat Miranda"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"image859\" src=\"http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/01\/moonbat.thumbnail.jpg\" alt=\"moonbat.jpg\" class=\"right\" \/>The next time you encounter an individual bent upon believing the unbelievable, recite the following Miranda rights for Moonbats:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>You have the right to remain stupid.<\/li>\n<li>Anything you say can and will be used against you in the court of public opinion.<\/li>\n<li>You have the right to become informed rather than believing false conclusions.<\/li>\n<li>If you cannot or will not become informed, nothing can be done for you.<\/li>\n<li>Do you understand these rights?<\/li>\n<li>Do you wish to become informed?<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>If, at the conclusion of the Moonbat Miranda, they do not wish to become informed, there is no need to cuff and transport them &#8212; they will usually remain arrested by their own stupidity.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The next time you encounter an individual bent upon believing the unbelievable, recite the following Miranda rights for Moonbats: You have the right to remain stupid.&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":190,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[37,11,25],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-857","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-culture","category-humor","category-whacko-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/857","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/190"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=857"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/857\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=857"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=857"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=857"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}