{"id":82,"date":"2005-10-30T18:56:04","date_gmt":"2005-10-31T01:56:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/?p=82"},"modified":"2005-10-31T08:59:14","modified_gmt":"2005-10-31T15:59:14","slug":"now-this-is-a-first-for-football","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/2005\/10\/30\/now-this-is-a-first-for-football\/","title":{"rendered":"Now This is a First for Football"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Performance of an <em>unnatural act<\/em> to draw the offense offside.<\/p>\n<p>About in the middle of the first quarter of the <strong>ESPN<\/strong> Sunday Night Football Game between the <strong>Buffalo Bills<\/strong> and the <strong>New England Patriots<\/strong>, a penalty was called on the Patriots, to wit: <em>Performance of an unnatural act not normally seen in the course of a football game, in an attempt to draw the offense offside<\/em>. <\/p>\n<p>Made us laugh out loud. Couldn&#8217;t they put that in a different way? Made me think that they might have had a sheep on the field or something.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Performance of an unnatural act to draw the offense offside.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":190,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-82","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","category-sports"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/190"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=82"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=82"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=82"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=82"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}