{"id":760,"date":"2006-12-14T07:29:34","date_gmt":"2006-12-14T15:29:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/?p=760"},"modified":"2006-12-14T07:29:34","modified_gmt":"2006-12-14T15:29:34","slug":"ringtones-etc","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/2006\/12\/14\/ringtones-etc\/","title":{"rendered":"Ringtones, etc."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.unitedmedia.com\/comics\/dilbert\/\">Dilbert Comic Strip<\/a> is dedicated to the bluetooth-toting mall and sidewalk loudmouth, the ringtone-in-the-meeting inconsiderate doofus and to the <a href=\"http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/?p=27\">distracted-while-dialing-the-wireless driver<\/a>. <\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/wp-images\/0612\/ringtones.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"centered\" \/><\/p>\n<p>It ain&#8217;t a phone booth &#8211; other folks have to listen to your inane crap and dodge your distracted a$$ in traffic. Hang the *&#038;%$ up!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today&#8217;s Dilbert Comic Strip is dedicated to the bluetooth-toting mall and sidewalk loudmouth, the ringtone-in-the-meeting inconsiderate doofus and to the distracted-while-dialing-the-wireless driver. It ain&#8217;t a phone&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":190,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[33,11,44],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-760","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-curmudgeon-rants","category-humor","category-technology-talk"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/760","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/190"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=760"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/760\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=760"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=760"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=760"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}