{"id":583,"date":"2006-07-28T20:20:40","date_gmt":"2006-07-29T03:20:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/?p=583"},"modified":"2006-07-28T20:21:54","modified_gmt":"2006-07-29T03:21:54","slug":"balls-i-like-balls","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/2006\/07\/28\/balls-i-like-balls\/","title":{"rendered":"Balls &#8212; I Like Balls"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/wp-images\/0607\/landis.jpg\" class=\"right\" \/>When it comes to masculinity, the French always seem to fall short of the mark. <\/p>\n<p>There is a dispute in the recent Tour de France (the Cap&#8217;n says &#8220;Turd duh Fwance&#8221;) with regard to high testosterone level in the winner of the race, <strong>Floyd Landis<\/strong>. This indicates that he is, indeed, masculine &#8212; an attribute that the average Frenchman seldom seems to possess. Landis produces <em>testosterone <\/em>&#8212; <u>naturally<\/u>, unlike most EUnachs, I guess.<\/p>\n<p><em>Image: Floyd Landis<\/em><\/p>\n<p>From <strong>Little Green Footballs<\/strong>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><a href=\"http:\/\/littlegreenfootballs.com\/weblog\/?entry=21820_Landis_Says_Hes_Clean&#038;only\">Landis Says He&#8217;s Clean<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Floyd Landis said the high testosterone levels that caused him to fail a drug test at the Tour de France are the result of his natural metabolism \u00e2\u20ac\u201d not doping of any kind \u00e2\u20ac\u201d and he will undergo tests to prove it.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/littlegreenfootballs.com\/weblog\/?entry=21820_Landis_Says_Hes_Clean&#038;only\">Read the rest of the article.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When it comes to masculinity, the French always seem to fall short of the mark. There is a dispute in the recent Tour de France (the&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12,21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-583","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-international","category-sports"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/583","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=583"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/583\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=583"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=583"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=583"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}