{"id":5416,"date":"2012-12-08T19:40:18","date_gmt":"2012-12-09T02:40:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/2012\/12\/08\/health-safety-course-fail\/"},"modified":"2012-12-08T19:40:18","modified_gmt":"2012-12-09T02:40:18","slug":"health-safety-course-fail","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/2012\/12\/08\/health-safety-course-fail\/","title":{"rendered":"Health &amp; Safety Course Fail"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img src='http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/grams.gif' alt='grams.gif' class='centered' \/><\/p>\n<div align='center'>I failed a Health and Safety course at the Senior Center today.<br \/>\nOne of the questions was:<br \/>\n&#8220;In the event of a fire, what steps would you take?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;F*cking&#8217; big ones&#8221; was apparently the wrong answer.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Thanks to my buddy Frank N. who passed this along.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I failed a Health and Safety course at the Senior Center today. One of the questions was: &#8220;In the event of a fire, what steps would&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":190,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5416","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5416","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/190"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5416"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5416\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5416"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5416"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5416"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}