{"id":467,"date":"2006-05-11T18:56:00","date_gmt":"2006-05-12T01:56:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/?p=467"},"modified":"2006-05-11T20:47:25","modified_gmt":"2006-05-12T03:47:25","slug":"pissed-as-a-newt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/2006\/05\/11\/pissed-as-a-newt\/","title":{"rendered":"Pissed as a Newt"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/wp-images\/0605\/newt.jpg\" class=\"left\" \/>I had a Cockney friend who used to use the expression &#8220;pissed as a newt&#8221; for describing someone who was &#8220;buzzed.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Is it just me, or was <strong>Newt Gingrich<\/strong> a little buzzed during his appearance on <strong>Hannity and Colmes<\/strong> tonight? Overmedicated? Brain hemorrhage? <em>He was even agreeing with Colmes!<\/em> Sleep it off, Newt. We love ya, but ya gotta be in working shape when you get in front of the camera. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I had a Cockney friend who used to use the expression &#8220;pissed as a newt&#8221; for describing someone who was &#8220;buzzed.&#8221; Is it just me, or&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-467","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-media","category-people"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/467","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=467"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/467\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=467"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=467"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=467"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}