{"id":441,"date":"2006-04-27T09:55:44","date_gmt":"2006-04-27T16:55:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/?p=441"},"modified":"2006-04-27T11:18:47","modified_gmt":"2006-04-27T18:18:47","slug":"a-presidential-barber-poll","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/2006\/04\/27\/a-presidential-barber-poll\/","title":{"rendered":"A Presidential Barber Poll?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I went on-line to find illustrated instructions on how to use an electric hair clipper for men&#8217;s haircutting. As often happens in internet searches, I found something I didn&#8217;t expect, but found it to be &#8212; well &#8212; very interesting.  From the <strong>Wahl Clipper<\/strong> website (emphasis mine):<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/wp-images\/0604\/clipper.gif\" class=\"right\" \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.wahl.com\/PersonalCare\/kerry.htm\">NOT SO FAST, JOHN KERRY<\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Survey Says President Bush Has Best Hair <\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Sterling , IL ( July 8, 2004 ) \u00e2\u20ac\u201c May the best candidate win, but when it comes to the most presidential hair, George W. Bush has America&#8217;s vote, according to Wahl Clipper Corporation&#8217;s 2004 Grooming Survey and First Ever \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Index\u00e2\u20ac\u009d on men&#8217;s grooming habits.<\/p>\n<p><em>Despite John Kerry&#8217;s recent claim that the Kerry-Edwards ticket has the best hair, Wahl&#8217;s survey found that the majority of Americans overwhelmingly voted for Bush&#8217;s hair over Kerry&#8217;s (Bush &#8211; 51 percent; Kerry &#8211; 30 percent; neither-10 percent; don&#8217;t know- 9 percent.)<\/em>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Although the President&#8217;s poll numbers are sagging, I must agree that President Bush usually has better hair days than Kerry &#8212; assuming one would notice Kerry&#8217;s hair with all that blithering rhetoric constantly spewing from his mouth. Like, for instance, yesterday, Kerry indicated he was still proud to be anti-war,  anti-military and would repeat his 1970&#8217;s lies all over again. (And, he has had bad hair the whole time since then.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I went on-line to find illustrated instructions on how to use an electric hair clipper for men&#8217;s haircutting. As often happens in internet searches, I found&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[37,16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-441","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-culture","category-people"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/441","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=441"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/441\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=441"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=441"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=441"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}