{"id":417,"date":"2006-04-17T12:39:54","date_gmt":"2006-04-17T20:39:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/?p=417"},"modified":"2006-04-21T20:16:41","modified_gmt":"2006-04-22T03:16:41","slug":"weird-search-strings","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/2006\/04\/17\/weird-search-strings\/","title":{"rendered":"Weird Search Strings"},"content":{"rendered":"

Often I look at the logs that are recorded when someone accesses our blog. Often I see weird things in the search strings that direct traffic to us. I decided to share some of this weirdness with you.<\/p>\n

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  1. global warming right wing bloggers<\/strong><\/li>\n

    This makes me wonder if all this blog-bloviating (blogviating?) is warming the environment.<\/p>\n

  2. belzer cocaine<\/strong><\/li>\n

    Is Law and Order’s moonbat Belzer <\/a>not telling us something?<\/p>\n

  3. magnetic moondust<\/strong><\/li>\n

    This landed here legitimately since I blogged about magnetic moondust <\/a>properties<\/p>\n

  4. Richard Dreyfuss believes 9-11 was an inside job<\/strong><\/li>\n

    Somebody has their Star Whores<\/a> mixed up – Charlie Sheen <\/a>thinks that.<\/p>\n

  5. Animated Porn<\/strong><\/li>\n

    You won’t find any of that here . . .<\/p>\n

  6. girls of California beaches<\/strong><\/li>\n

    You won’t find any of that here either . . .<\/p>\n

  7. zuma beach body washes<\/strong><\/li>\n

    Perhaps someone looking for animated beach porn girls in the bath house? Sorry, look elsewhere . . .<\/p>\n

  8. Magnetic Beard Toy<\/strong><\/li>\n

    I wonder if the searcher was surprised to see a picture of Neil Gabler<\/a> who looks like such a toy.<\/p>\n

  9. solar minimum and the effect on hurricanes<\/strong><\/li>\n

    This isn’t silly at all. I’m glad that people searching for this information have an opportunity to get our viewpoint on environmental topics<\/a>.<\/p>\n

  10. whiskey barrel planters los angeles<\/strong><\/li>\n

    Damsel blogged about one of her flowers<\/a> that is planted in a whiskey barrel, but it’s not in Los Angeles.<\/p>\n

  11. photos of temperate zone damselfish<\/strong><\/li>\n

    This is also legitimate. See Damsel’s Damselfish<\/a>.<\/p>\n

  12. Neal Boortz Optical Illusion Girl<\/strong><\/li>\n

    Maybe somebody thought he heard that Neal had a vision about animated porn beach girls in a bath house or something . . .<\/p>\n

  13. Madonna the whore of babylon<\/strong><\/li>\n

    She’s the whore of a whole lot more than babylon . . .<\/p>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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