{"id":223,"date":"2005-12-31T17:24:51","date_gmt":"2006-01-01T01:24:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/?p=223"},"modified":"2005-12-31T18:16:33","modified_gmt":"2006-01-01T02:16:33","slug":"mr-weird-beard","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/2005\/12\/31\/mr-weird-beard\/","title":{"rendered":"Mr. Weird Beard"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/wp-images\/december\/gabler.jpg\" class=\"left\" \/>Just who the hell does liberal media writer <strong>Neil Gabler<\/strong> think he&#8217;s fooling with the phony beard color? Is it a fashion statement to make his whiskers match his shirt? WTF?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Damsel<\/strong> and I were watching <strong>Fox Newswatch<\/strong> today and noticed that Gabler&#8217;s beard was reminiscent of the toy where a magnetic wand is used to position iron particles on a clown face enclosed in a transparent plastic bubble. We saw the same clown face without the bubble, and the same phony-looking iron-filing gray beard. Oh, and the shirt too &#8211; same color. Of course, Gabler may be competing for visual attention since he sits next to <strong>Cal Thomas<\/strong>, whose conservative opinions are often not heard because of Cal&#8217;s deafening shirt-tie combinations &#8211; but then, I digress . . .<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/wp-images\/december\/kelly.jpg\" class=\"right\" \/>Coincidentally, Gabler&#8217;s silly-looking beard is compatible with his ridiculous liberal viewpoints. And do you think it&#8217;s also a coincidence that Gabler resembles the world&#8217;s most famous clown? <\/p>\n<p>Apologies to <strong>Emmett Kelly Jr.<\/strong> for any implied comparison.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just who the hell does liberal media writer Neil Gabler think he&#8217;s fooling with the phony beard color? Is it a fashion statement to make his&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":190,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,13,25],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-223","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","category-media","category-whacko-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/223","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/190"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=223"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/223\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=223"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=223"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=223"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}