{"id":2022,"date":"2008-06-06T18:06:40","date_gmt":"2008-06-07T01:06:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/2008\/06\/06\/precision-pooh-parking\/"},"modified":"2008-06-06T18:29:24","modified_gmt":"2008-06-07T01:29:24","slug":"precision-pooh-parking","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/2008\/06\/06\/precision-pooh-parking\/","title":{"rendered":"Precision Pooh Parking"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img src='http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/06\/pooh.jpg' alt='Pooh' class='right' width='240' \/>You know how some people will hang a tennis ball in the garage to assist them as they pull in to park? They will screw in a cup hook or an eyelet into the ceiling and hang the tennis ball with twine such that it&#8217;s positioned on a certain point on your windshield when your car is more-or-less precisely parked. This is especially important for small garages or when the garage is shared with another vehicle (the latter is true in our case).<\/p>\n<p>Well, not to be so mundane as to have a tennis ball, <a href=\"http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/about-this-weblog\/about-damsel\/\">Damsel<\/a> suspended a Winnie-the-Pooh bear from the twine. Now, when she pulls in, she has some precision Pooh butt to guide her to an accurate position.<\/p>\n<p>I wonder what A.A. Milne would think about bear-butt precision docking?<\/p>\n<p><em>Image &#8211; Pooh butt resting on Damsel&#8217;s windscreen.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You know how some people will hang a tennis ball in the garage to assist them as they pull in to park? They will screw in&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":190,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2022","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-people"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2022","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/190"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2022"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2022\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2022"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2022"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2022"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}