{"id":11,"date":"2005-09-24T15:32:07","date_gmt":"2005-09-24T22:32:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/capnbob.us\/beta\/?p=11"},"modified":"2006-06-01T18:51:44","modified_gmt":"2006-06-02T01:51:44","slug":"naughty-dog","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/2005\/09\/24\/naughty-dog\/","title":{"rendered":"Naughty Dog!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Europa<\/strong>, the dog from hell, dug up <strong>Damsel<\/strong>&#8216;s flowerbed and was summarily sentenced to watch <strong>CNN<\/strong> for an hour. Poor thing may take weeks to recover.   <\/p>\n<div align='center'>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/wp-images\/september\/dogfromhell.jpg\" title=\"The vacuous stare of a CNN-watching dog\" \/><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Europa, the dog from hell, dug up Damsel&#8217;s flowerbed and was summarily sentenced to watch CNN for an hour. Poor thing may take weeks to recover.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":190,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","category-photography"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/190"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}