{"id":1078,"date":"2007-04-25T12:05:04","date_gmt":"2007-04-25T19:05:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/2007\/04\/25\/satanic-hearses\/"},"modified":"2007-04-25T12:05:04","modified_gmt":"2007-04-25T19:05:04","slug":"satanic-hearses","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/2007\/04\/25\/satanic-hearses\/","title":{"rendered":"Satanic Hearses"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well it&#8217;s not actually a hearse &#8212; I was just kidding about that to make the headline sound like Salman Rushdie&#8217;s famous fatwa-worthy manuscript. <\/p>\n<p>This ghastly paint job is actually on a black pickup truck seen in <a href=\"http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/2007\/04\/21\/omg-somebody-call-the-vatican\/\">Trump&#8217;s<\/a> parking lot last weekend. I can&#8217;t really make out if that is a shrunken head hanging from the real-view mirror or not.  We didn&#8217;t wait around to see if the driver had &#8220;half of the tackle box pierced into his face&#8221; (to quote Dennis Miller), but it wouldn&#8217;t have surprised me. The whole burning-in-hell effect sorta creeps me out.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"image1077\" src=\"http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/04\/satanic-paintjob.jpg\" alt=\"satanic paint job\" class=\"centered\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well it&#8217;s not actually a hearse &#8212; I was just kidding about that to make the headline sound like Salman Rushdie&#8217;s famous fatwa-worthy manuscript. This ghastly&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,37,17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1078","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-california","category-culture","category-photography"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1078","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1078"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1078\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1078"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1078"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capnbob.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1078"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}